We came across this amusing afrticle on the web the other day. It ids from: McSweeny’s Internet Tendency, written by Matt Morea.
The following is a list of confusing attire instructions. We hope you find it as amusing as we did. Enjoy!
Upper West Side Farmhouse
Winter Heatwave
Extreme Black Tie
Closed Rust Belt Factory
Hypodermic Needle Beach Casual
Long Island Race Track
Seminude Semiformal
Commando
Saharan Water Park
Men Without Hats
International Space Station Urban
Ecuadorian Nonsensical
Comfortable but not too Comfortable
Full Kryptonian Marriage Garb
Roaring ’20’s but two Months after the Crash
The Second-Fanciest Outfit from Beyonce’s Formation Video
